Food poisoning "song"

Salam...
Just a feel an impulse to share this ridiculous "song" I stumbled upon in one manga,

"Its a cafe with a lovely tasting tea two of us (are) enjoying at the same time...
Enjoying the same sweet, two of us, together always,
But why am I the only one with food poisoning????"

Its supposed to be the "bittersweet feeling of love".

LOL~@